It's all about the money, money, money.

So, like, 50% of my friends are using Blackberries now. K, cool. HAHA.

Takpa lah, I shall just settle down with my much-loved Xperia until my mum gets a new phone and decides to pass down her Blackberry to me. Only God knows when that will happen. :B

Of course, this post isn't here to talk about Blackberries or iPhones or iPads and all that. At this hour, yours truly will be talking (well, typing, actually) about STUPID IDIOTIC MORONIC PEOPLE WHO DON'T BAYAR HUTANG EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY ONE OUT OF THE GADGETS LISTED ABOVE.

Hah, caps lock-ed and bold-ed lagi. Ambik kau.

So okay, like seriously - not to point fingers at anyone or anything - but these kind of people (I discovered) actually do exist. Lets take a situation for example (any similarities it has to anyone else's situation is purely coincidental :B); you loan your friend about RM 300. You don't think twice about loaning that money. Heck, it's your close friend kan, so kesian lah dia tak berduit. So yeah, after loaning it, your friend's happy, bla bla bla ... ZOOM TO THE FUTURE 6 MONTHS LATER;

You: Eh, bila nak bayaq hutang ni?
Friend: Oh, sat naaa. Ceq takdak duit lagi ni. Ceq guna duit ceq untuk bayaq semua buku teks ceq.
You: Oh, orait!

ANOTHER 3 MONTHS LATER ...

You: Hutang ceq mana?
Friend: Oh, maaf maaf! Ceq guna semua duit ceq untuk bayaq loan kereta. Sat naaa!
You: Orait!

That night, you log onto Facebook, and you see your friend's latest status in your news feed. Your eyes widen in shock and horror when you see it. No, it isn't because of the status and no, it definitely isn't because of your friend's extremely disgusting profile picture. It's those two words that no other person-who-loaned-money-to-a-friend would like to see under their friend's status:

Via iPhone

VIA FRIGGIN' iPHONE!

WHAT. THE. FCKING. FCK.

The thought that would probably go running in your head after seeing those horrible two words: "Okay, so like, you can't afford to pay me that small sum of money when you can buy some phone for like 10 times that amount. WOW. JUST WOW."


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we should not trust people with our money. GOOD DAY.

Okay, no lah, that would be mean, haha. Not all people who borrow money are like that. The pengajaran we would get from this is perhaps: Loan, if you DARE. I'm sorry to all those yang terasa dengan this post, but seriously lah, pay up okay! -.- Asdfghjkl.

K, bai.

P.S. I memang saja letak lorat/loghat utara. HAHA, it just ... flew ... into my mind .__.

P.P.S. Yes, I know, FB doesn't have that 'via iPhone' crap anymore (it's 'via Facebook mobile' now) (and why the heck am I even keeping track of this? -.-), but this situation example is set in a different time, so ...

P.P.P.S. Oh, and some of you might be thinking; updating your Facebook status via iPhone once does not mean that that person has one. Well, let's pretend the loaner saw the 'via iPhone' status updates multiple times, and that he/she saw his/her 'friend' holding one on her/his way back to class. Mee-ow.