A Ne's Lessons on Life

What I have learned and what should not be repeated in any form or way anybody can ever think of:

• Never EVER bring your Dad shopping. Unless you wanna get a brain tumor, then go ahead. I won't stop you. ;)
• Roti Planta and Teh Ais do NOT mix. They're like oil and water. Don't ever try to attempt consuming these at ONE GO.
• Don't drink Sri Aman's Iced Lemon Tea if you are the type of person who gets high easily. Seriously. Trust me on this one. I've been there, seen it and don't intend to do it. [You know who you are, my horny oldest friend! XP]
• Never EVER EVER sit next to small people. [Cough! Cough!] You'll soon discover that a bee-yoo-tee-fool bruise has been formed on your arm. NOT good.
• Looks ARE decieving.
• Some thing are just meant to be kept to yourself. Like the real truth about how babies are made.
• Tall people have a higher center of gravity. Which makes them unstable. :]
• Never ever look at Taeyang's topless pictures. ;D
• Life sucks sometimes. Which makes it even more fun! Wheeeeee!

HEY! Where'd this bruise come from??