crabs and prawns

I'm just sitting here, watching stuff on Youtube and anticipating the 4th of August! I still haven't showered yet and am wearing my school uniform around the house like nobody's buisiness. (: School was fun today. Especially during PJK with Pn. Sabariah. She was talking 'bout sports being a good career and the lesson suddenly turned into a talk about teenage prostitutes. Pn. Sabariah told us about this incident which happened right 'depan mata sendiri', as she said.

Pn S: Tau tak, hari tu, cikgu nak keluar rumah. Pastu, cikgu nampak satu kumpulan budak lelaki ni tengah tengok sesuatu.
Us: [Listening intently]
Pn S: Tapi, cikgu ada dengar PEREMPUAN menjerit! Dia macam 'Aaaaah! Aaaaaa! Sakit!' tapi die KETAWA juga!! Cikgu terkejut tau!!!
Us: [Laughing maniacally]
Pn S: Faham-faham sendirilah diorang tengah buat apa!
Us: [Giggles]
Pn S: Boleh jugak POMPUAN tu jerit 'Aaaah! AAAAAA! '
Me: [Imitates Pn S] Aaaaaa! AAAAA! SAKIT! [Laughs in a totally wrong way]
Pn S: AHHH! Tau jugak Sofeya ni! Ni mesti Sofeya dah pernah BUAT kan??
Others: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Edited at some places as I don't remember what everyone said EXACTLY!] XP

Pjk was fun!

me: i'm keeping my virginity, thank you very much!

sya: WHAT?? You're SKIPPING your virginity??