Elaine Wong and the Dead Squirrel

Elaine Wong was walking at the park one day when she saw a dead squirrel. So, she tried to kill herself 'cos she thought that it was cruel for the squirrel to be dead while she still lived. Don't ask me why she thought that. She's ELAINE, remember?

Unfortunately for her (but fortunately for the dead squirrel) (who she named 'Tottie' by the way), she didn't die. Maybe it was because of the fact that she used her sister's mum's grandmother's greatgranchild's toy knife to cut herself. Or maybe it was because the Tottie the squirrel loved her so much. Whatever. So anyway, she was happy (I guess) that she did not die. So happy in fact, that wings sprouted from her back and she soared into the sky.

[The halo was added for extra effect. Elaine drew it anyways. HAHA.]

In the sky, she met none other than the ghost of Tottie the squirrel. They were so happy to meet each other that they spent the whole day chasing each other through the clouds, skipping in the flowery meadows and eating ice-cream under the hot sun. Too bad the ice-cream melted before their tongues could even taste them. While they were trying to catch the ice-cream droplets that were running down their hands (paws in Tottie's case), an ice-cream van the size of Jupiter passed them. On the side of the van were the words 'ICE-CREAM THAT NEVER MELTS. EVEN IN THE HOT SUN. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF WHEN SHE SAW YOU DEAD.' So, of course, Tottie took after the ice-cream van, leaving Elaine alone with only an ice-cream cone. AND NO ICE-CREAM. O;

Elaine became all emo and shut herself in her room. When people asked, she would reply, "Tottie the squirrel dumped me for an ice-cream van." Not long after that, Elaine found herself in a white room with cushion-y squishy stuff everywhere.

THE END.

Story by: Me

Drawings by: Elaine Wong